Salt

July 31, 2015 by Ashley Kirtman

One word jokes Brought out our salt water eyes. Oceanographer, You know these waters well, Know which ones are fresh, And, therefore, not to be salted.

Smelly Tomatoes

July 11, 2015 by Ashley Kirtman

*After ranting about the smelly tomato plants at work, my friend jokingly said that I should write a swing song called ‘Smelly Tomatoes’. He didn’t realize I would. Now, to see if I can get him to write some actual swing music for it* ****** Buh duh dee dee dee dee dooww *** In the […]